Clarissa (should know better)
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laughing so hard at Lady Gaga’s $25,000,000 Artpop promotion escapade vs Beyonce just dropping an album and saying ‘surprise’
I HATE WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO GET YOUR BLANKET ON BUT YOU TURN IT THE WRONG WAY SO THEN THE SHORT WIDTH IS ON YOU LONG WAYS AND YOUR...
"female masturbation is a myth"
"girls shouldn’t touch themselves. that’s gross"
"girls don’t think about sex as much as guys...